I’m Throwing in the Towel

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Shower’s over! Just like my failed candidacy. (frowning emoticon goes here)

Following the disappointing results of the latest Steven Hale for President Poll (in conjunction with Steven Hale Polling, the New York Times font, and Steven Hale University (check out this week’s Buy One Get One Free specials on Bachelor’s Degrees), which place my candidacy next-to-last in the list of 1,453,091 hopefuls for the Democratic…

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