I'm not an 80's person, but I did see a few early videos, like Fish Heads (lucky me). Somehow I missed "Rock Me Tonite." From your description I knew it must be the worst video of all time, but when I watched it, I was surprised at how much more abysmal this affront to human dignity turned out to be.
As I said, I'm not an 80's person, but play this song from 1972 while watching the video (it's only 3:21, so you'll have to loop it a bit--don't worry about any lapse in continuity). I guarantee you this song turns the video into a gut-busting classic.