Hooey, they was some good eatin' while they lasted though. Nothing as tasty as an endangered species ("You don't know what you've got 'til it's gone"). Plus impotent idiots buy rhino horn for big bucks. ("Big bucks" not to be confused with large male deer--lots of them, so not as tasty. Still, fun to hunt down with bow and arrow--just ask Ted Nugent.)

Dang, I've worked up an appetite with all this sarcasm. Where'd I put that bear trap?