Ashamed to admit all I had known about Bowling for Soup was their name. So here's my (as usual) uninformed take:
"Girl All the Bad Guys Want"
Video: don't like it (which is my standard take on 80's videos not by the Kinks)
Lyrics: a bit sexist by today's standards, but hey, it was the 80's
Music (the only metric that counts): Good standard rock, 80
"1985"
Video: a bit better, particularly the conclusion
Lyrics and music: I enjoyed the 80's music references (I'm a sucker for music about music), 85
"Ohio"
Video: (none, thankfully)
Lyrics and music: very refreshing comments on Texas music; the best song of the trio for my taste: 90
And for your enjoyment, here's another song about Texas music (although the writer isn't from Texas)--see comments about tacos: https://youtu.be/6TcMWpmg9Sc